we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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