all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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