at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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