Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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