I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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