found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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