I should be sponsored by Trojan
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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