thus making me awesome and them whores
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
The adults are the big ones right?
Randomize
