and you said cock pushups were impossible
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Randomize