kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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