new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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