I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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