who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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