Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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