I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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