Where did you get a picture of my penis
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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