i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
You may now shotgun with the bride
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize