We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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