OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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