I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
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