i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
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