omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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