Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Randomize
