hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Apparently you make a good broom.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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