Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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