I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
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