Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
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