Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
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