I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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