i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
