The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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