Whoa Z and x make the same sound
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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