just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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