Midget sex pt 2 tonight
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Randomize
