the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
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