I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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