Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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