It's Friday. Sex?
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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