So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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