so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
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