it was like his penis was on wheels.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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