operation harelip BJ is a go
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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