Whod you bang
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
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