hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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