So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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