I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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