I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I'm just crazy horny about you
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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