She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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