I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
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