Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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