my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Randomize
