i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Randomize
