the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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