I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
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