I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
