Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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